Wednesday, 4 March 2015

Ass Update

My goal is to wear highly age inappropriate clothing this summer.
Can you say booty shorts on a 40-something year old woman?
I can.
Hell, the husband even picks up those far too short shorts in the teen section when we are in the stores.
I have yet to buy any. I have rampant nightmares of camel toe or being so short that my cheeks will be smiling at everyone.

I'm still revving myself up to bare it all in public and around town.
I'm working on making that booty pop.
Should I now learn to twerk?
Not sure that I'm ready for that just yet.

So, plan red lips and ass is still going.
If my ass gets in good enough shape, maybe I can get lucky and have that red too. 
*wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

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