Today, I had my consult with
Holy crap, right?!
We did calipers, lean muscle percent, fat percent (aye, aye, aye,), goals, symmetry talk, competition talk, nutrition......
Yeah, I wanna do it.
I want to whip myself into crazy good shape and walk across a stage
and perform a fitness routine.
I signed up for starting some training and nutrition plans....
I know, I need to gain tons and lose tons.
I'm a fatty.
But, I want to be fit.
It will probably take me longer than others.
(Especially finding the cash to do it. I put the beginning on a credit card today.
It's been at balance $0 for well over a year.)
I will find a way.
If I have to burlesque every night, I will.
I taught myself to do this and the splits.
I have minor dance skillz
& a comedic side.
I will figure it out.
I will make it happen.
Right now, I'm having a glass of wine, an ear of corn with dinner -
hell, I may have 2 more glasses because tomorrow
I start the nutrition plan Tiffany gave me.
I meet with a friend to do "our" version of leg day.
Friday, I meet with Tiffany.
She's going to introduce me to a real
Saturday I meet with a friend from roller derby
to go do my first boot camp.
Then, I'm meeting more with Tiffany all next week......
I will more than likely die.
Time to start picking up every penny that I see.
But, this is something that I would want to do for a living.
Teach people how to eat and become healthy.
Not necessarily to be able to go across the stage,
but to be able to eat & exercise in an acceptable way
to be happy & healthy.