Because walking home from the bus stop, a car full of boys rolled down there windows and barked at me like dogs. - Guess they were trying to tell me something.
Because when I opened the front door, dogs had exploded poop all over the house
Hello, bleach and the carpet steamer too.
Because when I walked into the backyard the little green house the husband bought and put together,
but did not secure to anything was toppled over on the deck with
pots and dirt spilled all over.
And now that I'm done taking care of all of that shit, literally, I will do the dishes in the sink, take care of all of the other menial tasks, and get ready to make dinner.
It may not be correct, but I just popped open a beer.