Wednesday, 28 January 2015

To All Of You Tall Folks! Plus some red lips and ass...

Show a little love by not holding things above our heads so we can't reach them.
Don't make fun of me when I can't even reach the top cabinet shelf with a step stool and have to acrobatically hoist myself to stand on the counter tops.
It would be awesome if "short" pants were actually, but I still have to cut and hem them...
even my uber cool stretchy pants!
The new gym? Their lying leg press does not adjust to any point where my little legs can use it. Boo!

The good part is guys have pretty much always have been taller than me.
I love being small in big bear hugs.
I'm pretty easy to pick up and carry.
Plus and negative, everyone says "You're so cute and tiny!"
At almost 42, I was hoping to get past cute at some point, lol. 

Today's red lip since I hit the gym this morning was Burt's Bees Ruby Moon gloss. 
Didn't want to go overboard at the gym, yo.
(Post workout 'glow' a/k/a sweat)


And FINALLY day 1 of working on dat ass! 
Don't make fun of my flatness!! 
Remember what it used to look like?
I'm working on da bubble folks, working.
Day 1... It's a blip bum right now, but you wait and see by next January, I'll be rocking booty shorts in the snow because my butt will be all BAM!
(and yes I'm on my bathtub because I don't have a full length mirror, lol)



Monday, 26 January 2015

This is my sexy face...


This is how I do it.
Nerd on - real work, proofing/editing fun/writing book 2/real life stuffs.
I keep it glamorous, yo!
Even my attire:
My schedule finally lightens up this week; I get to head to join the only gym!
YaaaY!
I am sorely missing my gym time.
Did food prep yesterday - we grilled because the day was glorious and above 30 degrees!
I have been keeping up with red lips, but have not been posting pictures here, lol.

Today was Lancome 270 Absolu Rouge
*Thank you lipstick fairy!
I have a friend who sent me soo many beautiful testers of fab lip fancies.

Now, the 'ass' part of my year commences.
I also was able to procure some super awesome quirky leggings:
Dia de los meurtos, donuts and cupcakes, octopi, any one?
(Yay for awesome friends and fam)
So be warned, gratuitous selfies in crazy pants to come!

Also, if anyone is interested in keeping up with my author page:

I don't want to inundate this page with smut, but will still occasionally promote some friends and myself here when good things are happening.
Later!



Thursday, 22 January 2015

TaDA!!

Moved!
I have no cell service at the house.
Just got satellite internet.
I plan on joining the only gym in the town population of 4066.
I have met more people in the past two weeks than I met in the 8 years of living at the previous house.
We have TWO, yes two, outhouses on the property. One is still functional and quite spiffy.
All of the houses around have them, and some of the people actually utilize only them.
Down the hill is the town library. I swear its maybe 12' by maybe 20', but they have free WiFi, but are only open 3 days a week for 3 hours, lol.
The other little shops are awesome to walk through, and now all of the owners now know us.
This cabin is considerably smaller than our last house.
Purged a TON of our belongings.
There is far more property.
Eighty percent of the cabins in our "neighborhood" are vacation rentals or homes so it's sooo quiet.
No street lights, so at night it's all stars between the trees.
We are getting a wood stove put in with a cook top. Why?
Snow storms and power outages.
Am I sounding like a country bumpkin yet?

I shall now commence project Red Lips & Ass!
So be prepared for picture craziness!
P.s. Told about the Red Neck waterslides...
What's that you ask?
 Well, in the pics that follow, look at those mountains and rocks.
Apparently in summer, the locals go and move all of the shifted rocks and slide down into the rivers/creeks! They say the water is freezing but it's loads of fun.
Maybe I will finally be able to wear all of the bikinis I have bought over the years and never taken the tags off of.

So, here are a few pics - sans snow!


This is my view  *points down* from that deck and sliding glass door *points up*





Tuesday, 6 January 2015

Author Al Daltrey's A CONDO WITH TWO VIEWS Release Day Blitz!


Release Day Blitz


A Condo with Two Views
By Al Daltrey
Release Date:Tuesday January 6, 2015
Genre- BDSM Erotica


 
 

Men and women see the world differently, as do dominants and submissives. A Condo With Two Views is told from two perspectives: Jack’s and Chloe’s. Jack is a loving and protective... husband, but with a kinky penchant for sharing his willing wife. Chloe is smart and strikingly beautiful, and obeys every command from her husband, no matter how perverse. Each gives their view of the story: one where Chloe must submit to a grungy caretaker, a sexy lesbian couple, an evil developer, an older sadist, and the list goes on. But, what happens when she’s pushed too far? Is the deep love of a husband and wife more powerful than the bond of a dominant and submissive? What will win out, love or bdsm?

*This story contains STRONG BDSM. While fully consensual, it includes submission, dominance, sadism and masochism. Please do NOT buy or read this if you are offended by graphic sexual descriptions including sexual violence. All characters are aged 25+, and it is recommended for an adult audience ONLY (aged 21+). This story is pure fiction and the author does not condone any violent behavior.
 
 Buy Links
Amazon U.S.  ~ Amazon UK ~ Amazon CA
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Release Weekend Celebration
Friday January 9th and Saturday January 10th


 
 

 
By day I work in Marketing, which involves a fair amount of writing. Therefore, I never really had an interest to write for pleasure. When you do it all day, the last thing you want to do when you get home, is more writing. All the while, as my career progressed, so did my involvement in the BDSM lifestyle.

 This interest in kinky sex started in my University years. Like most men, I loved meeting women, and especially the occasional one who didn't mind being tied up, or blindfolded, or spanked. All sex was great, but kinky sex was more exciting, more exhilarating, and more fulfilling.

Over the years I was lucky enough to meet my fair share of submissive women. And don't for a minute think these women were weak. Outside the bedroom they were confident, opinionated, gregarious and self-assured. However, inside the bedroom (so to speak) they wanted to feel the strong firm hand of a dominant man taking complete control.

 Eventually I found the perfect partner, and am happily in a relationship.

 One day, I flipped my laptop open, and to my surprise - I had an urge to write a BDSM story. Soon I had 20 pages, then 40, then 60. The novel that resulted was 'Testing the Submissive'.  The response was overwhelmingly positive, and the reviews excellent - all of which motivated me to continue writing. 'A Condo With Two Views' is my second full length novel, with other projects in the works. If you decide to give any of my writing a try, I hope you enjoy it!
 

Al
 

 

 

 
 
 
Buy Links
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Thursday, 1 January 2015

Red Lips & Ass

So, I owe a butt pic,lol.
Today, I tried red lipstick. 
BAM!
I've followed all my friends' advice, but I'm still licking my teeth every 30 seconds afraid that there will be red all over them.
I'm going to try many shades, so be prepared for some probably wacky pics!
Next... ASS PICS!!
I've got my goal butt envisioned.
Happy New Year and New Rear Folks!

Tuesday, 30 December 2014

New Year's, Asses, Lipstick & Selfies

This morning I was all set to take a butt pic to be accountable...
Then I saw it and felt horribly embarrassed.
What an effin' slap in the face, or rather ass.
Yeah, so I suck apparently.
Funny how I've convinced myself that I still looked pretty much the same.
I've been assured it's not as bad as I personally envision, but when you're used to a certain level of ass-building...
Well, here we go back on the wagon.
Be prepared that I may begin gratuitous selfies again, as they keep me on track.

On to something fun.
Things have been slightly heavy lately.
Okay, that sounded bad, nothing earth shattering, just changes and stupid annoying stuff.
Those of you who know me, know I disappear sporadically to deal and try to bounce back with silly fun perverted stuff. I mean everyone has heavy stuff, right?
So, I have read some funny, hilarious, crazy books, been browsing the humor on pinterest...
and obviously munching on pizza and such a little too much.

In an effort to keep life light, my New Year's resolutions are going to be fun.
I'm going to try and wear red lipstick or bold lipstick daily!
It's silly, but it does put me out of my comfort zone.
It doesn't do anything to change anything. It's just something I want to try.
I've been challenged by some girlfriends to do the Instagram thing.
So, I may try to do that - 
red lipstick, asses, smut and fun?
Why the hell not?


Saturday, 27 December 2014

Slacker

I won't lie.
I'm a total slacker.
So many fun and weird and exciting things going on.
My gym and food and been on the steady slide down.
I did do proper food prep this week...after a discussion with my bro who gave me a verbial slap and kick in the rear to get my priorities back in order.
I know many do not follow, and that's cool, but I may be posting more to keep myself accountable.
The only thing that is sticky is there is probably going to be a move and we are finding it incredibly difficult to find internet and cell phone service in the area, lol.
It will work out though. 
Anyway, be prepared to see my fat ass getting back in gear, and hopefully as fierce as ever.
Okay, I'm not completely gone, we've agreed on that, but I have accumulated a wee bit o winter fluff.
Isn't that why winter clothes are so forgiving?